Ever Want to Be a Carrot?by Kyle
We're sending out a call for developers. And this isn't some mamby-pamby "after a month of fooling around we'll maybe get back to you" kind of call...this is a "we are going to hire you within two weeks" type of deal.
Sick of slugging away at your job? Want to work with fun people, a french bulldog and a voice-activated R2D2? How about tackling brands like Disney, Ford and the NFL? Come join a tech team of hilarious, wicked smart people.
Please note – we're ONLY HIRING DEVELOPERS AT THIS TIME
Developer / Engineer / Hacker
If your idea of fun is hacking on API's and learning a new programming language then this is the job for you. Carrot Creative is looking for a Web Developer to add to the team. Your tasks will include:
- Never getting anyone coffee
- No monotonous data-entry
- Contributing equally to an already talented staff
- Challenging yourself
- Importing / Exporting
A strong understanding of Object-Oriented Programming and MVC paradigms. Applicant should be cross-functional, comfortable with server-side and client-side work. Candidate should also have experience with interacting with third-party API's and web-services. Demonstrated familiarity and application of open-source tools is a major plus.
We are primarily a PHP shop, so competency is vital, but we also allow for any additional language of choice as long as Applicant is properly skilled.
Technologies we use (experience beneficial):
- HTML5, CSS3, jQuery, and node.js
- AWS, EC2
- mySQL, MongoDB
- WordPress, Buddypress, Zend Framework, Expression Engine, and Code Ignitor
- Oxford Commas
And for our third and final list, I will include some items that would really help your chances!
- Outgoing personality
- Must be willing to be Carrot branded with their Twitter account
- Photoshop experience
- Existing open-source contributions
- A sharp haircut
- The ability to do a flawless moonwalk
Please send resumes, portfolio/work (and preferably not malicious code) to:
If you REALLY want to impress us, play the games at http://carrotcreative.com/careers (you'll get major bonus points, as well as give you an opportunity to snapshot your personality, instead of just a bunch of words).
Bonus points for including your Git Hub url along with your resume.